slurhater:

seriously though bisexuality being defined as attraction to men and women is a heterosexual’s definition of bisexuality actual bisexual groups and organizations have been defining it as attraction to two or more genders or same and other genders since the nineties and plenty of nb people actually id as bi and refusing to accept how we define ourselves is so ridiculously biphobic and heterosexist and jfc it’s 2014 can other queer people fucking realize and acknowledge this

emissarydeatons:

you know i love coffee shop aus and the like but can we just consider:

  • merperson caught in a fisher’s net au
  • rival dragon riders au
  • bumped into each other while watching a street magic performance au
  • got drunk and broke into a dragon guarded tower together au
  • stole a sacred artifact from a witch and now i have to hunt you down au
  • well, you try talking some sense into the bridge troll au
  • pegasus joy riding au
  • werewolf gladiators au
  • we’re both cleaning up the ocean because our friends/parents are making us merperson au
  • your kiss broke a sirens spell au
  • my folks are making you steal a griffin feather to prove your love but that’s not stopping me from going with you au
  • i just fell in love with my magic mirror au
  • kidnapped by a band of magical golden hearted thieves au
  • first pet dragon au

ridiculous fluff fantasy aus okay don’t hold back go for gold

darknessandravenclaw:

coming out as asexual more like

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reservoirpups:

reservoirpups:

my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago

i used up all the lighter fluid and now i don’t know what to do with this mass of sugar

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

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giraffepoliceforce:

Fun fact: today marks the first day in United States history where marrying your cousin is LESS legal than same-sex marriage.

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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