merry-taire:

Shopping was a success!

Just wait until you see the revolutionary body wash I bought

magneito:

the coolest part of harry potter to me is that the wizarding world is a really neat example of how innovation is born from necessity, and how a lack of necessity will ultimately stunt a society by hundreds of years of advances

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extremelystubbornandsuspicious:

"My good opinion, once lost-"

"Man, shut up."

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primitiveradiogoddess:

Alright I’m

Gonna contribute to the AU’s thing

  • Sworn enemies at an SSBB tournament au 
  • Cosmic beings au 
  • One’s a parkour enthusiast and crashes through the other’s window trying to pull off a sick jump au 
  • Domestic sci-fi au 
  • Met at a sex-toy workshop au 
  • One’s a cop and accidentally arrests the other and they’re handcuffed together right as the zombie apocalypse starts au 
  • Legal thriller au
  • Plumber from three apartments down regularly fixes their heating au
  • Space nomads au
  • Met at an intergalactic convenience store au
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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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merry-taire:

The thing on the back says:

The battle against authoritarianism leaves hardly any time for getting fresh and fragrant, however, radicals have to cleanse themselves sometimes, not of their romantic views of idealism and utopianism, but of the sweat and grime that goes hand in hand with protesting and fighting to overthrow maniacal despots (who shower in their Italian marble palaces of steam) and oppressive right-wing military juntasm which is why this socialist gel is endorsed by the memborship of the WRP (Washer’s Revolutionary Party).

I smell like Enjolras

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daisykettering:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

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luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

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